The Shithole Person Prize

A new nonprofit educational organization, The Altruistic American Fascist Authoritarian Party Heritage Foundation (or FuY, pronounced “few”) has announced its Timothy Mellon Shithole Person Prize for Heroic Self-Promotion in Mockery of Common Humanity.

In a grand gesture of FuY self-entertainment, on 5-31-24 Timothy Mellon set the bar for competitive Mega-disempathy, by donating $50m to the Trump campaign.

In lieu of a cash prize, which would suggest need, and might be declared taxable by the deep state conspiracy, the prize will be a symbolic bag of lime.

The first Shithole Person to be awarded the prize is, Timothy Mellon. 

Why him?  From Wikipedia:  “In August 2023, it was revealed that Mellon donated $5 million via a Super PAC to the presidential campaign of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. In April 2024, The New York Times reported that in 2023 Mellon had donated $5 million to Kennedy’s super PAC, making him Kennedy’s largest single donor, and $15 million to Trump’s super PAC MAGA Inc. Mellon donated another $5 million to Kennedy’s super PAC in April 2024. On May 31, 2024, the day after Trump was convicted of 34 felonies, Mellon gave $50 million, one of the largest disclosed donations ever, to Trump’s super PAC MAGA Inc.”

“Mellon’s self-published autobiography describes his political views.  Mellon called social safety net programs ‘Slavery Redux,’ adding: ‘For delivering their votes in the Federal Elections, they are awarded with yet more and more freebies: food stamps, cell phones, WIC payments, Obamacare, and on, and on, and on. The largess is funded by the hardworking folks, fewer and fewer in number, who are too honest or too proud to allow themselves to sink into this morass.’ ”

Although Mellon does not appear to be bright, he did manage to be born into wealth.

When contacted for a comment, FuY’s Chief Propaganda Officer replied, “Donald Trump has never done anything wrong. His convictions for sexual assault, business fraud, and election fraud are Crimes against Humanity. His life is the epitome of the purity of God’s design, and of His desire for a righteous American President. Everything is available for purchase, as a determinant of value. Timothy Mellon is a champion of the altruistic principle of Natural Buying Power.

The educational purpose of the nonprofit Foundation is “to explain the ways of Man to God,” by explaining the evolutionary rightness of libertarian capitalism, aka capitalist libertarianism, which is currently being threatened by Joe Biden, among Others.