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Announcing the Donald John Trump Award

November 23, 2015

for a Self-Love Supreme!

The criteria for this honor are exalted, as exemplified by Mr. Trump himself.

  1. A candidate must be a politician who holds or actively aspires to high office on the international stage, and is media famous.
  2. He must think so highly of himself that he is willing to sacrifice anyone and anything of value, as he deems necessary, without extensive thought, on the altar of his self-aggrandizement.
  3. The candidate must be wealthy enough to pay for his own prize, which is expected to be expensive.

Self-nominations are welcome, and will be widely publicized.

Current nominees, in addition to Donald John Trump (who needs no introduction), are:

Bashar al-Assad, President of Syria (b. 1965), Commander-in-Chief of the Syrian Armed Forces, General Secretary and Regional Secretary of the Ba’ath Party of Syria, formerly son of President Hafez al-Assad President of Syria for 30 years).

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (b. 1952), President of Russia, formerly President of Russia, Prime Minister of Russia, Head of the Federal Security Service, KGB (Colonel).

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